Q: Why are you running for president?
A: I feel that the stranger, less popular people in this school need a big representative in the school council.
Q: Is it true your family is from Poland?
A: Indeed it is! REPRESENT!
Q: Are you planning to turn this school communist?
A: Uh...this is a school, not a country. How can a school be communist? If the school could be communist, it already is.
Q: Give me one good reason I should vote for you.
A: I have cookies! Nah, just kidding. I believe I will be an excellent representative for everybody in the school.
Q: Are you free Friday night?
A: Sorry, I'll be too busy fighting for the benefit of this school...THAT'S RIGHT! VOTE J. THOMAS BAKER FOR PRESIDENT!